I love my big, old lady purse

big old lady purseI remember my mom’s purse. It was huge and it was heavy.

What the heck did she have in there?

When we were little and were told to fetch mom’s purse, it would take me AND my brother to lift and deliver it.

What the heck did she have in there?

When I was a teenager, I was mortified when she would tell me to hold it in the department store while she checked the size or price of something.

Gawd mom! You’re purse is so old fashioned. Hurry up, I look like an old lady. And it’s so-o-oh heavy. What the heck do you have in here?

She never lost it, it was always the biggest one in the pile of purses in the corner at family gatherings.

This thing should have had its own seat belt in the car. In the event of an accident, your worry wasn’t the other car outside, it was the trajectory of the purse bullet INSIDE the car! That thing could take your head off.

What the heck did she have in there?

tick tock . . . tick tock . . . tick tock

Well, I now have my own big, old lady purse and I love it!

I can and do have everything in there and it is heavy as hell. Who needs to carry mace or car keys, my purse could be licensed as a weapon.

Remember “Let’s make a deal”? Monty Hall would offer money if you had certain items in your purse. Man, I would cash out big time.

What the heck do I have in there? Well, let’s have a look . . .

Wallet #1  (this is the main wallet, the one with the main credit card, debit card, gift cards, cash and points cards)

Wallet #2  (this is the one with the non-essential cards like the secondary credit card, my and my kids health cards, library card)

Cheque book  (Why? When was the last time I wrote a cheque?)

Keys, Cell phone

Contact lens case, contact lens solution, back up glasses, aspirin, lady products

Cell phone charger, ipod charger, old cell phone  (like the cheque book – why?)

Lipstick, lip gloss, cover stick, hand cream

Umbrella

Boyfriends reading glasses  (he is always forgetting them)

Cash for life ticket  (hey! I won $4!)

About 20 business cards tied up with one of my daughters hair ties

Nail clippers

3 old grocery lists, 4 gas receipts, 5 paint swatches, 6 band aids, and a bunch of expired pizza coupons

and 5 pens!

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